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Queen Bee of New Orleans: Martina Laird's Beartrice massaged by her slave Makeda (Tanya Moodie) |
You want three young sisters pining for male suitors à la
Chekhov and Cinders desperate to reach the ball? Check.
You want an indomitable materfamilias
ruling her family with a rod of iron à la Bernarda Alba? Check.
You want a supposedly unhinged female relative locked up in the attic à
la Miss Havisham? Check. You want a subordinate out-smarting their stubborn
employer à la Goldoni? Check. A narrative of female emancipation like Celie’s
in ‘The Color Purple”? Check.
A steamy, sultry New Orleans à la “Streetcar”? Check.
Drums providing distant echoes of Mother Africa like O’Neill’s “Emperor Jones”? Check.
A ghost scene and domestic hocus-pocus fresh out of Edgar Allan
Poe? Check. A bitch-fest between two pugnacious matrons Capote
would have killed to write? Check.
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Martina Laird's Beartrice takes her sister Marie (Claire Perkins) in hand |
Add-in some cutesy Gallicisms (it was the French Quarter
after all), a smattering of mournful Latin chanting (Lorca again), some sparkling
patois (novel Creole meanings for “tea” and “pie”), and an inexhaustible fund of
hot-zinger one-liners. Stir. Serve hot, courtesy of a female cast on tip-top-form. Await applause, standing ovations (spontaneous
on the night Motley was there) and, with luck, a generous dollop of gongs to
follow.
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The Three Sisters of Faubourg Treme: devout Maude Lynn (Danusia Samal), flighty Agnes (Ayesha Antoine) & dreamy Odette (Ronke Adelkoluejo) |
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Playwright Marcus Gardley (b1978) |
If gathering racial storm-clouds make Gardley’s play sound rather
heavy (and the ending, while agonisingly well-done by Martina Laird, was a tad
histrionic), what really marked Gardley’s play out was its verbal inventiveness,
comic verve and the deftly-judged interplay between the female characters.
Fresh from her success in "Intimate Apparel" in the summer, Tanya Moodie’s level-headed and regal slave Makeda
demonstrated movingly that legal niceties are nothing set against emotional
strength. But the most unforgettable scenes
for this writer were the verbal duels between Martina Laird’s steely Beartrice and her sworn
enemy, the well-upholstered La Veuve, played with a glint by Michele Austin:
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La Veuve (Michelle Austin, to L) faces off against Beartrice (Martina Laird, to R), flanked by Beartrice's three daughters |
“Sweet Jesus, when I
heard you was poorer than Joe’s turkey, I shed a whole tear, I did. That's why I’m really here in fact. I ran over to share it with you. See. It’s
still in my eye. I’m saving it for you
so you can wash the floors with it before I move in.“ (La Veuve)
“The only movin' you
doin' is movin' them two antsy legs and that wide mouth off my porch. I’m keeping my house. .... It’s
sad that you hate me so much .... It makes me want to shed a whole tear for
you. And I would if I thought it would
wash away your hatefulness. But hate is
your true love. And one day it will eat you: flesh, bone and sinew, till all that is left
is your fluttering tongue: that
overworked red cut of meat that for all its flapping ain’t never did nobody no
earthly good” (Beartrice)
Anyone who wants to catch this awesome show had better hurry: it finishes Saturday November 29th.